Top 15 of the best tweets on the search for an apartment, the worst of the galleys

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by archywordys
January 23, 2022
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Looking for an apartment is never an easy task. You have to find interesting offers with not too indecent prices, organize a visit, fill out files and beg the owners. The worst part is that things don’t get any better afterwards since you have to move, furnish and everything else. Fortunately, we can laugh about it on Twitter, it makes the experience a little more fun.

1. Quite logical

The owners: we want proof that you are employed, we want working tenants, not unemployed lazy people!!!
Also the owners: visiting hours for this apartment are Wednesdays at 10 a.m. only
????

— out of context claire (@clayreeee1) January 6, 2020

2. And still it’s not sure

3. Friends who stay at your house way too long

I host my best friend because he broke up with it girl and my sister because she broke up with her boyfriend, well my apartment is the villa of broken hearts

– The diabetic (@konii_zowski) January 20, 2020

4. So no, it doesn’t work like that

Well I visited an apartment this morning, the girl said to me calmly “oh and if you lose your keys, don’t worry you all have the same locks upstairs, ask your neighbors”?? pic.twitter.com/dndrXqIOgi

— nat tate (@_bosquiat) September 10, 2019

5. And they don’t care about us anymore

6. The guy doesn’t realize that 20 bucks for the bedding is a great deal.

I wanted to start furnishing my apartment bed set 20€ I’m going back to la daronne I’m not fine either

— m (@Mamsko) January 7, 2022

7. A nice story in two tweets

My grd-mother answers him rigorously this: “nothing to give a shit, rather tell me if I will find an apartment for my daughter & me”.
There, the fortune teller takes off her headscarf and her mysterious air and says “ah me, I have an F3 available at Cinq-Avenue, it’s empty, I need someone urgently”.

– L’Indéprimeuse (@LIndeprimeuse) July 20, 2019

9. Why do they always leave the ad?

I can’t stop calling for apartments and being told “he was taken two weeks ago already”, well remove it from the site instead of saying that with a disdainful air mdrr nn but brother I know it pisses you off to be called 40 times for an apartment already taken but it pisses me off too tqt

— az — tattoo artist ? (@ysou_) January 11, 2022

10. Yeah that seems consistent to me

I think we don’t talk enough about the fact that my mother used the deposit for my apartment to pay for my place in the CEMETERY????? now I don’t have an apartment anymore but I have a grave go ahead

— crisedepanix (@lecouzdudouz) May 6, 2021

11. There’s No Reason After All

12. And hop, it gets out of the apartment

Mdrr here is the call with my landlord yesterday:
“- Hello sir, I would like to know the purpose of your company
– I’m into video creation, a bedroom serves as a backdrop
– So you make p*rno in my apartment??!!
– …”

— Tartin (@TartinEx) July 12, 2019

13. Worst mop activity

I grew up in an HLM and I spent my life in an apartment.
When I was a kid, I had a dream: to mow the lawn. Like in movies where the weather is nice.

Today I have a garden.
Today, for the first time, I mowed.

And, his mother, how boring it actually is.

– PoPésie (@GPoPesie) April 2, 2019

If you also have a toilet in a closet, do not hesitate to send us a photo.