Twitter Twitter’s Jack Dorsey tweets WikiHow’s annoyance on Valentine’s Day

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It’s Valentine’s Day and Jack Dorsey is tweeting about the wine.

Or, more precisely, he tweeted a screenshot of a WikiHow article that tells people how to properly hold a glass of wine. Whatever you do, insist on the article with an attached image of a lonely hand holding a glass of wine, “Never hold the bowl.” It is real depressing shit.

The Twitter CEO shared the image on Friday afternoon after, we assumed, his appointment told him to stop being such a pretentious fool and simply enjoy the good bottle of Priorat for crying out loud.

Or maybe Dorsey just likes his whites to cool?

Either way, it is clear that Dorsey wants his followers to know some key facts related to wine.

“Holding a glass of wine by the bowl is a social taboo, but the reasons are as practical as they are polite,” says the article Dorsey shared. “Both the taste and appearance of the wine can be adversely affected when you hold the bowl.”

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So there you have it: hold your glass by the stem (or the base if you’re drinking bright white and want to be a super jerk about it), and you’ll be fine in Dorsey’s eyes. Assuming those eyes are not experiencing a double vision induced by wine, of course.

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