So You can of course also sell the Megxit to your readers: You show the Queen from behind on the front page and put the headline “Queen Elizabeth – The world says goodbye – In the end everything happened very quickly”.
Thereby “the world” takes in the currentwho came up with this, of course not saying goodbye to the queen, but to the royal family: she is now destroyed, this “castle of values such as sense of duty, gratitude and unconditional cohesion”, which “preserves our belief in tradition and loyalty” have. This is well observed: Dutifully like Prince Andrew, loyal like Charles & Diana & Camilla and always unconditionally sticking together like the whole bunch, that’s exactly how the British Royal Family knows and loves this world.
Fence post over the skull
But living together in families is never always conflict-free anywhere. Not even with the film producer Alice Brauner and her husband Michael Zechbauer, who comes from an emotionally reserved family: “We were dependent on the finest nuances in the facial expressions to guess what the other one meant,” he says colorful, “And then I come to the Brauners in Berlin, where you can just get it over the head with the fence post and always the loudest one wins.” Unfortunately, Zechbauer does not mention how many fence post blows against his head he tried to react with the finest nuances of his facial expressions until he finally struck back for the first time.
With the finest nuances of facial expressions, we naturally immediately think of Til Schweiger. He has the with his daughter Lilli image-Newspaper gave an interview in which Lilli says about him: “Papa is a single pringle.” When asked by the father what that should be, she specifies: “He is a single pringle who is all alone.”
We don’t find it flattering to be compared to a spurned potato chip by our own daughter. On the other hand, if you consider that such a single pringle had previously been in the box with about ninety others, then the picture with Til Schweiger may not be that bad.
No empty laughter
What is important to him so that he becomes a pair chip again, Schweiger has that playboy betray. Echo of the woman quotes from the conversation: “You must be able to laugh, with your eyes,” he said. “Not such an empty Hahaha laugh. It has to come from the throat, from the diaphragm. ”May your nose wrinkle? How many millimeters does the Zygomaticus muscle have to pull its mouth up? Can you laugh tears too? As long as Schweiger does not provide the unsettled ladies with even clearer instructions, he will probably remain a lonely Pringle.
The features of Adele, who is said to have lost 45 kilos, are deepened colorful and fears: “Where’s the curvy diva with the velvet face gone? With the eyes that reflect the longing of the whole universe? ”Logically, when Adele has almost halved, her longing no longer fits the longing of the universe, but at most that of a few scattered galaxy clusters.
An Oscar for Silbereisen
Two colleagues Adeles, Mark Forster and Lena Meyer-Landrut, are now supposed to be together and are in Gala already compared by media expert Michael Laschet with Helene Fischer and Florian Silbereisen. Your private mating, writes Gala, “Could be driven to the top, like Beyoncé, 38, and Jay-Z, 50, who go on a world tour in pairs. But Laschet believes that this will not happen to Lena and Mark. “
Meyer-Landrut and Forster are not going on a world tour: The media expert is leaning far out the window. We, who are also media experts, can do that and also provide a forecast with which we almost fall out of the window: Florian Silbereisen will unfortunately not get an Oscar for his role as a new “dream ship” captain this year.
Stand like a nine
But that is not important; The main thing is that Silbereisen is well received by his colleagues. Barbara Wussow, for example, praises him in image: “With Florian you can party until four in the morning – and he’s back in front of the camera like a one at half past eight in the morning.” We’d love to do that too, but unfortunately we’ve come so far that we, even if we only celebrate until one, still stand like nine at half past three in the afternoon.
As always, Nicole Kidman, who was wearing a red dress, looked good at the Golden Globes. Only the fashion experts from New sheet can see a hidden message in it: “Flaming red – Nicole Kidman (52) expressed her grief over Australia’s fires.” This message could have been brought across even more clearly by Kidman, for example, through charred sleeves.
Far from the red carpet, the stars are also normal people with normal needs like the rest of us. Of Gala When asked how and where she can relax best, singer Vanessa Mai replies: “At home. Couch. Series. My dog. My man. Then everything will be fine. ”Then we would like to wish Vanessa Mai a relaxing Sunday – and congratulate her husband for having achieved a respectable fifth place in the list.