Getting your guests acquainted with the most ridiculous dress code is easy. If you lie to them.
Making a wedding is easier than having a wedding work. Admittedly, you still have to compromise, but it's about a lot more cake.
Nothing is more real than a ring accompanied by the words "until death separate us".
Wedding photo & # 39; s photobombing go better than groomsmen and uncomfortable speeches.
Wedding DJs are a great way to add a bit of spice to a reception and break a few of your grandparents' limbs.
The advantages of marrying someone have to do with a person to share your mistakes in life.
I bet this couple went to a pizzeria on their first date.
If everyone carried out their duties in a responsible manner as a best man, the economy would reach its peak before that one uncle wasted.
There is a thin line between a reasonable woman and an emotional wreck that does not take into account human life, and it is called a wedding.
The basics of the wedding ceremony: you are where you belong. And if you are surrounded by children who are at least 20 years young, you are where you belong.
The best guests are those who bring more guests. More guests who run around without their pants and stink to poop.
If you want to marry someone you have known for a week, then fly to Vegas. If you want to wait for the perfect person in the perfect place on the perfect day with a perfect perfect … Good luck.
If you are afraid that you look bad for the wedding photographer, believe them when they say they have seen much worse.
Trouwetiquette rules: the bride is always right. The bride is also always right.
Is everyone a thief in the wedding? Or is every thief in the wedding shop?
Cake can turn a bad wedding into a good one. And a good one in the perfect. And the perfect in … You knew where this is going, do not you? Cake.