Invariably, Davidson returned to the "Weekend Update" desk, where he started by saying, "So the midterm elections are obviously a huge deal, and after that I started paying attention to them. And I realized there are some really big people running for office this year. "

He made fun of various political hopefuls like the Republican congressman Peter King (He looks like "if a cigar came to life") and Andrew Cuomo, the Democratic governor of New York ("He looks like a guy that's sleeping with his mom, but stay overnight and eat breakfast with you in your boxers ").

Davidson added, "I should not make fun of how anyone looks. I look like I am making juice in a bathtub. I look like a dr. Seuss character went to prison. "

Finally, he adresses the elephant in the room:

The last thing I will say, is: I know some of you are curious about the breakup. But the truth is, it's nobody's business. And sometimes things just do not work out, and that's O.K. She's a wonderful, strong person and I genuinely wish her all happiness in the world. Now please, go vote on Tuesday.

Sleep Aid of the Week

In what started like a typical pharmaceutical ad, a narrator said, "When the workday you've been threatening to ruin the night you want to sleep, you need something that works. There's only one over-the-counter sleep aid that answers the question how do you sleep at night? "

The answer? "It's HuckaPM, the only sleep medication strong enough for Sarah Huckabee Sanders."

Aidy Bryant, playing the White House press secretary, explained, "People are always asking me, how do you sleep at night? In fact, they scream at the same time every day. "She sampled the medication on a couple of occasions, crashing to the ground each time.

Michael Jackson's doctor called 'One-and-dones.' "


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